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	SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2007
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	YOU DON'T SAY Steve Stewart Latest Column What’s that noise? Better not to say Past Columns Laying down the law to customers Rec complex is looking like Wal-Mart Things can really change in 30 years Taste tests for Gala wine, labels Confederate flag on grave of Union man Big decision on smoking is yours to make Chicken fans take offering to rebuild If caught on camera violating smoking law, just quote Bill Clinton Daughter of miner: Quilt is 'beautiful' Music for your own sweetheart Some history students just not teachable Lulu, Dolly: the llamas of Baileyton Golf buddy Willie Mays became a pal Wed younger man, train and love him Baby learns to cheer, but which team? Peas, beans? Preferences divide state Tell the truth before riding roller coaster A smoky but hat-free trip by bus? She taught student's grandma Austin music draws cheers at halftime No smoking and no place to get away Gambling by speeding to Tunica Egg won't fry, but try cookie baking in car Some nice wheels for a Hartselle boy’s 8th birthday Garbage truck must go through No sinkhole in Trinity this time What really matters is friends Guilty party could be one in the mirror Big Brother can motivate a husband News breaks out, and it’s back to work Teen Scouts distracted by 'fumes' Military brawl in volleyball tournament People beat machines at Holaway's Man with a nose for news is 99 You eat better if you have grandchildren How dry? Just ask the fish Fattening the calf with TLC Bush visits; Dan Williams gets quoted Football was ticket forward for a patriot Horse, barn in sketch were her own Feeding the president's entourage Bible schools for children big and small Drill sergeant accepted no lapse of duty Some skies both friendly and funny 5-year-old is an expert on pageants It’s all part of the cow, isn’t it? Experience fuels belief in miracles Wedding guests see the sights Part of the solution or the problem? 3 generations in family are valedictorians The profits of higher education Dumpster divers find dead doll 100-year-old book of laws survived fire Married, but won’t leave Mom behind Singer moves, finds green, green grass Finders not keepers for Athens boy Hotels profit from traffic bottleneck Back to the hospital, but as a nurse Perfect gag gift for friend who turns 60 Computer was roomful, not a laptop Open records can get you into trouble Night vigil on burglars gets acclaim Oldest golfer is only walker in foursome Osama flick led to bigger filmmaking Not exactly king's kind of English Helping Mom while she’s in Hollywood A woman's forgiveness isn't cheap ‘Off-duty’ minister overlooked Big bucks from flawed 1-buck coins Honoree, 90, was a man in a hurry Is Ardmore lunching on brain food? Beating swords into plowshares $10 a show was plenty at the Opry Legislature’s first day not all business Esther story with a twist of country Children and grandchildren come in pairs Bush Hog sounded really vicious A teacher’s rule: No mess left behind Running into a neighbor in California Nemo helps pupils learn about science It's the boat Mark Twain dreamed of More about the Beatles in post office Sometimes, you can take it with you Seek office, learn about your ancestry Auburn fan has warning: Fear the feet Train noise can’t disrupt this event Bus trouble along the gospel road Mail workers took a break with Beatles ‘T’ sweater impressed the ladies 911 sets coyotes a-howlin’ Republicans were scarce in old days Pro football player minds his grandma Decorating for holiday with humor Decorations serve as inspirations Playtime was practice for good deeds Hello?! Just do as I say, not as I do Misbehaving pets are in the doghouse If football disappoints, try a parade Tick victim has hunting on his mind Church cooks, feeds, serves and delivers House back on tour after fire damage Nurse and dog really get around As a drag racer, Decatur's 'Cigar' Holt 'beat the best' Birds, bees, pumpkins in church Shoplifting hazardous for teenager Toddler likes Mike, but he loves Lucy Tortoises fight over a woman Anxiety (and worse) at the altar Halloween possesses some people Electricity price cut goes to you Engaged to a woman he hasn’t met It’s different when singing in the church Find your front porch on Internet Go directly to jail — but which jail? Chance chat with royalty in London She hears the train a-comin’ Local Marine in crackdown on insurgents This’ll help his golf game at 80 Troy fan takes down critic at FSU Missionaries get exotic birthdays In bad need of the Baptist kind of rain War Eagle goes to war in Iraq Where to find a man making a lot of dough Pack a little duct tape and Vaseline Don’t put your leaders on 1 plane Mail it to second hut on the right Joseph had brothers like these ID was no problem in beer walk-off An unbiased list of words you can’t say The King and Princess in Decatur Shape river mud into works of art Firefighters called to put out a candle Birthday girl walks in for photo at 100 Carter probes for discussion in Bible class It takes a while to see you’re home Summer is no fun for Santa Claus Don’t ask just any engineer Almost too dry for mud volleyball Let's get the scientific name right Guests must not outshine their hosts Put some clothes on that babe Keep ears full while you travel She knows Delano roses by name Veggies with ranch take place of fries 25 cents got book, Hank's autograph Honey dog story revives memories Dog's name can get you into trouble Cheers for U.S. soldiers in Ireland Cabbage cultivation works well Creative mom extends school year In good old days, prices, amenities low One vote, or one coin, can win election Sewer job of no help finding ring Stuffed lion sees world and garbage Teacher was on a mission, in a hurry Girl, 4, had playmate figured out Who needs a watch for retirement? How can you help? Just listen Singer has a time to talk, a time to hunt Calendar or cookbook? Food wins Senators may filibuster this tall dog tale More than one way to fry an egg More seating for next storm in Priceville A new kind of inmates for the jail Nice art, she says, but he’s not buying Sometimes initials are all there is Helping her by breaking into her car 13-hour day doesn’t faze young helper What’s better than GED? Stay in school Family love knows no boundaries Elvis wasn’t Charlie’s only good friend At 6, David has traveled the world Children spill the beans on their parents Enthusiasm, teamwork get results Capote wrote ‘not a word’ of Lee’s book 7-year-old's birthday gifts go to library $20 gets you breakfast plus a speech What would you do inside a big fish? Let me call you sweetheart Experienced pedaler for tourist cabs Secret to long work life? Debt These knees are made for driving Ribs, ribbing when family holds reunion Fisherman has a lot of friends Fit clothes to baby, not her photo Move here; get personal attention Cell phone bill hems in its sponsor Burglars may be watching you go out Lucky ride on elevator in Las Vegas Bird watchers headed this way in May? Price of jail goes way up in 2 centuries Feds, football, children make day off a must Grandma II goes on duty as an angel Grandmollie wrote Santa, kept copies Need it done? You can rely on a woman Some phone calls just can’t wait Pregnancy doesn’t fly as handicap Relentless questions for principal Wreck driver was shocked by an angel These boots were made for cleaning Man only thinks he's the boss High-altitude feats rattle heart patients Thanksgiving dinner rivals home cooking Mrs. Claus can’t resist local stores Man hands police proof of his crime Navy’s song gets special treatment Generous stranger pays the bill Witch can’t scare away young girl Teen gives us a lesson on priorities Peer pressure gets teachers to obey rules Coyote was too lifelike for campers Live off the land? No, just call for pizza One good turn deserves another Easy solution for the high cost of gas Need stress advice? It's in the bag Transplant brings a few side effects She retired in famous company Citizen back at council after injury Councilman driving own Batmobile Hand-holding and tuna on Interstate 81 Shirts, coins, pencils for storm victims Hot wheels gave bride a slow burn Rescued by a timely recusal Friends got out of house as water rose Somebody took home bonus melon Neighbor, can you hear me now? Never too far away to find a neighbor Just park your ’copter out back Code Red: Screeners nab airport cheese Cell phones make friends of strangers Jesus' home remedies -- and dads' Am I wanted in North Courtland? Mix of fun, sadness in Aruba trip Sam Walton invited driver to breakfast Wife loses voice, but it doesn't last Lesson more important than politics Businesses bring jobs and candy One more risky night won’t hurt Mom's just clueless about space Snakes not welcome in Southwest One sure sign there'll be a disaster Bride gets advice from her daughter Young driver's best-laid plan 6 days short Blackboard screech is turkey talk Cobbs family has big night at ballgame No gavel? Then try handcuffs Turkey and dressing in Montgomery A secluded little wedding in Las Vegas Even without feet, he could walk and fly Moonshine, road surveys don’t mix Lost wallet falls into the right hands People help themselves, needy or not $46 won't buy a bride or husband Confederate ancestor buried here Diamond turns up in the dash Ex-president gets laughs at Hyundai Sin, its wages are highway companions Bless first, and then you can gossip Hot ticket for Leno's free Burbank show Students out front in acts of kindness Spoil Mom if you've got the money Senator: Let the people be seen, heard Movie star unrecognized in Hartselle Sneaky snake adds drama to beach trip Duck! An intruder is in the house Tournament disappoints; team doesn't These two go back a long way Preacher may outlast his listeners Gold courier must dress for success	Steve Stewart DAILY Weekend Editor Leave feedback.
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